The first sip of tea is always the hardest.
that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.
if internet explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser then you’re brave enough to ask that girl out
well well well. if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that i fucked up real bad
'romeo and juliet but with gnomes instead of people with music by elton john' isnt a movie that you'd think exists but it does
Does anyone else feel really guilty when they start talking about their own feelings and then immediately regret saying anything because you just feel so annoying and pathetic and ugh